December 2011
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zooey and jgl do the cutest thing ever
me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years
everyone:
attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
changstan:
she wears short skirts
i wear tshirts
she’s cheer captain
but i have more followers
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
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